1/13 What I'm Looking For

Here's what I'm looking for:

A) Friends:
1. Don't fall in love with me.
2. Don't praise me. At least not with words.
3. Have a life. I don't want to be yours.
4. Have some kind of open-mindedness.

B) Sex:
1. Don't fall in love with me.
2. Be healthy. A little fat don't kill, but a loose body or bones aren't attractive.
3. Don't be too old. Grey hair is cool, but rude skin isn't.
4. Do something. I'm not going to do everything.
5. Don't talk too much.

C) Love:
1. Be older than me. But less than 40 would be best.
2. Weight proportionally more than me. And I mean muscles.
3. Be smart enough so that I don't have to explain you everything.
4. Have a life, but have enough time for me.
5. Be able to cuddle me in bed. So that it's not only me.

I might be missing stuff, but that's what I got on my mind right now.

Needless to say, I've got too many people right now who are in love with me, and that's REALLY annoying. Seems like I was doing the same with Rodrigo... Oh well, he was also in love with me, until his job became too much to have someone in his life to handle.

Which makes me think that I'd like to spend more time in finding ways to help people relieve their stress. It could be interesting :)